Monday, December 24, 2007

Crusty Butt

I’m a Virgo. Real earthy. That’s probably why my sense of humor can be so, how shall I call it? Barnyard.

Anyway, I was having this private conversation with the guides. At the time I was sort of mumbling about how nice and soft our toilet tissue is. I really don’t skimp there and go for the softest kind available. You’ll learn as you get older. Anyway, I was sort of wondering what people did in the old days before they had such nice soft toilet paper. Somebody in Spirit said, “Crusty butt”.

It must have been Mr. Whipple.

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